Today is my birthday! Since I'll be spending so much time stuffing my face with cake and tequila today (ha, yeah right), I asked King Mho Fho to guest blog for me (he will also be consuming sweets and alcohol, because I do share; but he is much more practiced at doing that and blogging than I am). Mho is going to try to cheer me up about getting older with a post on mantitty. Take it away, Mho!
Thanks Mho--I mean, Mho Fhabio! That actually did cheer me up. And, um, good luck with that new career.
Don't worry, Katiebabs, you're not the only one who inappropriately lusts after teen Jacob:
Bad, bad me.
When Heidenkind so graciously asked me, King Mho Fho the much beloved demon sheep mascot of Katiebabs at Babbling About Books, and More and all of blogging land, I said sure! I’m the best type of birthday gift any woman would want. *wiggles cute wooly behind*
You are all in for a treat because I will give you a taste of the day in the life of King Mho Fho and the wacky times I have with Katiebabs.
Setting: Katiebabs' bedroom filled with books to the point if one walks in the room one would smother under the avalanche if they fell.
Katiebabs: *Walks in with a handful of books* Hey Mho! You have to see the wonderful haul of books I got- *looks down at Mho in shock* What the heck are you doing? And what are you doing with all my prized books!?
Mho: *Surrounded by books that are thrown all over the floor. Also flexing his hooves and puffs out his chest* I am practicing my man titty romance cover skills.
Katiebabs: *Rolls eyes* What do you mean by man titty skills?
Mho: I have to make sure my chest is muscular and full of man titty goodness! I even took some pictures at Sears that I can send in to show these romance publishers that I am the next big thing. Move over Nathan Kamp! Mho Fho has arrived. Here take a look.
Katiebabs: *Grabs man titty cover shoot pictures and her mouth drops* Oh my god. There are no words to describe what I am seeing.
Mho: *Puffs out his chest even more* Aren’t I the sexiest thing you have ever seen? Since you are a cougar you should appreciate a fine young male like myself.
Katiebabs: *Begins to see red* Cougar? Hello, a cougar is a woman over forty who lusts after men half her age!!
Mho: You aren’t over forty?
Katiebabs: NO MHO!!
Mho: Chill babe. Well, you are a cougar in making then. You lust after Ryan Reynolds.
Katiebabs: Ryan Reynolds is my age.
Mho: How about George Clooney?
Katiebabs: George is older then me!
Mho: *rubs chin* Aha! What is this I keep hearing about you going on and on about the barely legal kid who plays Jacob in Twilight movies?
Katiebabs: *Face becomes red* Well… erm…..
Mho: *waddles over to KB* There, there my sweet KB. It will be our secret. But I have a surprise for you! I heard that the romance pubs are looking for female cover models also. Look what I made for you!
Katiebabs: *smacks head and mumbles* I need a drink…
Mho: Hey KB, where are you going? Why are you drinking straight from a bottle of Grey Goose? It’s not even noon yet! And I haven’t showed you the best cover of all! I’ve decided to change my name to Mho Fabio! *waddles after Katiebabs*
Thanks Mho--I mean, Mho Fhabio! That actually did cheer me up. And, um, good luck with that new career.
Don't worry, Katiebabs, you're not the only one who inappropriately lusts after teen Jacob:
Bad, bad me.
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